Has anyone seen my Girlfriend?

Discussion in 'Truck Stops' started by haz-matguru, Jul 29, 2017.

  1. not4hire

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  3. BigBob410

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    Seen a dude that size get out and noticed a sticker on his truck that said no fat chicks!!! Really?!
     
  4. Midnightrider909

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    IMG_0363.JPG I think she found a new man who knows how to treat a girl.
     
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  5. Alaska76

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    Just so ya know, Freddie was married to a woman and fathered a child, he played both sides.
    Great song, great band, greatest vocalist.
     
  6. dca

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    Well I'm buttin out on this one
     
  7. haz-matguru

    haz-matguru Road Train Member

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    Is that lulu from he haw???
     
  8. haz-matguru

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    I miss you roxanne!!!
     
  9. KillingTime

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    Pulling up to the scale house and the officer asks over the intercom if you have an APU (for the 500lb allowance given to them) cause you're a bit heavy... You yell back 'No. My girlfriend is fat.'... Is there an allowance for that?

    Edit: I know I'd let the guy pass just because I'd be laughing too hard to do my job.
     
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  10. driverdriver

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    Roflmao!
     
  11. Spaz

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    Wont be able to go under as many....
     
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