"Have you been here before?

What, where, why??

 

I LIKE PIE!

 

Yeah can you now see that scratch on that pole? I hit it every time.

 

...... So go down the dirt road, look for the mustard bottle at the bottom of the telephone pole. Cross the creek and drive 5 more miles ......look for the burned car with spray paint on it turn left just after, don't hit car or pole behind it.

 

*so this is what you want to do, and do what i say. i command you to go there then report back to me asap* in a leader in charge voice. hate some security guards

 

"I've never been here before" for at least the first 3-4 times. If they recognize my face or truck, I just tell them I'm an idiot. I like calling myself an idiot before they get the chance to.

 

I used to play being SGT. Schultz until I started looking like him and then most alive do not know who he is. So instead it is best to babble incoherently and say I am special..They back away with fright in the eyes.