He hid What, Where ??!!!!!

I heard this yesterday on Dumb Crook News on the radio.

He went prepared.

I guess if you stick a cigarette up your ### you'll need 6 matches.

The thought of another condom and lip balm....


There was another story where a robber called a convenience store and told the clerk to stick the money in a bag and put it behind the bushes outside.
The clerk did and then the robber showed up. The cops were waiting behind the bushes too.