HELP...what would you do??

Discussion in 'Ask An Owner Operator' started by buddyvuk, May 29, 2013.

  1. snowwy

    snowwy Road Train Member

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    LESBIAN PORN is the most recommended tool to have though. not only for passing the time away waiting on road service. but he might give you a discount to see your library.

    and if you have copies for DOT. you might get a clean stickers
     
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  3. Lone Ranger 13

    Lone Ranger 13 Road Train Member

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    Gallon jug of water to dehydrate youtself after sweating about all those bad sounds coming from under the hood and floor.
    Luck in large quantities
    Well, I see the question was about maintenance and I got a little off topic.
    You're concerned about maintenance?? The last four owners weren't. . Hahaha
    Just kidding. Good luck.
     
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  4. jbatmick

    jbatmick Road Train Member

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    Backscratcher, camera, gloves
     
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  5. 379exhd

    379exhd Road Train Member

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    You forgot the pocket knife, rubber bands, and gorilla glue for them fiberglass repairs.

    Also recommend carrying with you at all times a bottle of air line antifreeze, the number for the suicide hotline and downloading I gun for the iPhone or a gun app for droid. They help immensely in traffic jams.

    Oh and don't forget the Gatling gun and 50,000 rounds of ammunition...if you don't use it on the four wheelers you can use it on your truck when it breaks down sometimes its easier to cut your losses, call the insurance company and tell them somebody went bat #### insane on your truck with a machine gun and your lucky to be alive.

    As for the sunglasses make sure they're aviators, also make sure you have a good pair of wrangler straight leg boot cuts, tight fitting T-shirt, pair of Justin or tony llama cowboy boots and a straw cowboy hat. Chicks dig cowboys and it gets lonely on the road. If you can't score with one of the decent ladies park in the party row and hit up the commercial company make sure the lesbian porn is playing while that's going on as well. Chances are that will arouse you more than the lot lizard.

    Keep a playboy in the door pouch too. That way when the state boy fines you a ridiculous amount you can throw that to him and say "here's a playboy go get laid I can't afford these tickets".

    I would also recommend a list of escort services in all major cities for OOS violations then you can give the trooper the number and tell him he needs to get laid. Nothing worse can happen after an OOS so might as well have some fun with him. Good luck keep the wheels spinning and the beavers grinnin.
     
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  6. Charli Girl

    Charli Girl Road Train Member

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    OMG..y'all r too much..still LMAO:biggrin_25523:
     
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  7. CbarM

    CbarM Heavy Load Member

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    Ya forgot the pack of marlboro's on the dash, bird dog, train horn, 14" visor n 8" bullhauler stacks. Also a tire thumper so you know exactly how much air ya have in the tires...
     
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  8. 379exhd

    379exhd Road Train Member

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    WINSTONS!!! oh also forgot the hawiian girl on the dash for company while driving.
     
  9. Lone Ranger 13

    Lone Ranger 13 Road Train Member

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    Bottle of go fast to get that oad of chicken cross country in 2 days.
     
  10. BigJls1

    BigJls1 Medium Load Member

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    bud.....did you finally pull the trigger and buy a rig???
     
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  11. buddyvuk

    buddyvuk Medium Load Member

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    Yes sir! !03 century and utility reefer!
     
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