LESBIAN PORN is the most recommended tool to have though. not only for passing the time away waiting on road service. but he might give you a discount to see your library.
and if you have copies for DOT. you might get a clean stickers
HELP...what would you do??
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Gallon jug of water to dehydrate youtself after sweating about all those bad sounds coming from under the hood and floor.
Luck in large quantities
Well, I see the question was about maintenance and I got a little off topic.
You're concerned about maintenance?? The last four owners weren't. . Hahaha
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Backscratcher, camera, gloves
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Also recommend carrying with you at all times a bottle of air line antifreeze, the number for the suicide hotline and downloading I gun for the iPhone or a gun app for droid. They help immensely in traffic jams.
Oh and don't forget the Gatling gun and 50,000 rounds of ammunition...if you don't use it on the four wheelers you can use it on your truck when it breaks down sometimes its easier to cut your losses, call the insurance company and tell them somebody went bat #### insane on your truck with a machine gun and your lucky to be alive.
As for the sunglasses make sure they're aviators, also make sure you have a good pair of wrangler straight leg boot cuts, tight fitting T-shirt, pair of Justin or tony llama cowboy boots and a straw cowboy hat. Chicks dig cowboys and it gets lonely on the road. If you can't score with one of the decent ladies park in the party row and hit up the commercial company make sure the lesbian porn is playing while that's going on as well. Chances are that will arouse you more than the lot lizard.
Keep a playboy in the door pouch too. That way when the state boy fines you a ridiculous amount you can throw that to him and say "here's a playboy go get laid I can't afford these tickets".
I would also recommend a list of escort services in all major cities for OOS violations then you can give the trooper the number and tell him he needs to get laid. Nothing worse can happen after an OOS so might as well have some fun with him. Good luck keep the wheels spinning and the beavers grinnin.buddyvuk Thanks this. -
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Ya forgot the pack of marlboro's on the dash, bird dog, train horn, 14" visor n 8" bullhauler stacks. Also a tire thumper so you know exactly how much air ya have in the tires...
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Bottle of go fast to get that oad of chicken cross country in 2 days.
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bud.....did you finally pull the trigger and buy a rig???
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