I would love to have a paint ball gun mounted behind my front grill. How much fun it would be to splatter cars as they cut me off. That would be a fun hobby.
Well, first time in the shop, as a company driver... no way to fully conceal it. But it would give so much satisfaction, until I was arrested. My first thought was back in the 70's in high school, but a rocket launcher. I was in Civil Air Patrol and built small rockets for competition. My Big Bertha set a height record at the time. That was a fun outing. But these days? A paint ball gun, just to splatter a couple balls of paint at the rear, maybe not enough to even be noticed by the driver as it happened. Poetic justice and instant karma.
A slingshot with some glass marbles is lots of fun. My buddy use to use a slingshot and use fireworks as the ammo.
I cry into copies of my bol about the way the shippers treated me that day, then eat a thawed out hotdog that I dip in warm McDonald’s bbq sauce from the dash