Hooker Pacific Moving in New Zealand is Tired of Your Monkey Spanking

I think the proper grammar is jerk offings

 

This is why I put a new mattress in each and every truck I leased out.

 

Brings a new meaning to..
"I'm getting off at the next exit"

 

Define "excessive"

 

Does this count as a “live unload”??

 

Yes, butt as usual, unpaid unless one is "slumping". Read your Agreement/Contract.
Some New Zealanders drive Cabovers, so I would tend to believe, with proper "handling", the forced ejection would avoid the seat and interact with the gauges and/or forward wind screen, and hopefully while PARKED UP.
Driving while wanking = NO!!

 

Why I required a NEW MATTRESS in EVERY ROAD Truck I drove, except for Day Turns/Local.

I recall NEVER seeing a wanked up seat in ANY Truck I drove.
Such investigation never came to me.

 

If the safety officer is a female, is that indirect sexual harassment if she watches the videos?

just wondering how many ways can the company get sued?

 

They must take the phrase “Hammer Down” to a different level down in New Zealand!

 

My first thought too.