How bout a lingo thread?

He's not wearing panties

 

Gator

 

#### it you beat me to it

 

FUBAR (aka "Can I Get A Job With An Accident On My Record?)

 

That'll buff out..

 

Snafu moments before that pic

 

Fido



F***
It
Drive
On

 

Dispatch

 

Lizards

 

CPM - cents per mile
PM - Preventative Maintenance, sometimes Practical Miles
DEF - Diesel Exhaust Fluid
Reefer - refrigerated trailer
PrePass - transponder-based toll payment, weigh station signal device
Super Singles - double-wide tire that replaces 2 side-by-side tires on trailer or tractor
Chicago - a mythical place where there is no traffic & trucks are given extra respect on wide streets paved in gold
Deeeetroit - a place where the trouble-makers in Hell are sent for punishment.
US Marshals - a Federal law enforcement agency that protects the rights of truckers and punishes local cops
Live Load/Unload - trailer is loaded/unloaded while driver waits
Drop & Hook - driver will bring an empty or loaded trailer to customer, unhook it (drop) and connect to loaded/empty trailer (hook) and leave.
Pre-Plan - your next dispatch to be expected after current dispatch is completed.
Qualcomm - device in truck similar to computer used for communicating to/from trucking company. Often has navigation capability.
Inverter - device which provides household electrical power for TV, microwave, refrigerator, inside the truck.