How do you get a CB "handle"? And CB slang questions

The best I can do is offer you a free copy of this incredible software.. Slim. by the way your last name isn't copyrighted, is it? If it is to ######**g Bad we are going to use it anyway.. We could offer you some royalties But we have not sold a sinlge copy yet so your ###### outa luck.. You should just change your last name to "Slim Slime" it rolls of the tung better and If you do I promise I won't sue you for using our company name.. Shady.. LOL LOL LOL Loooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuud..

 

This is rediculous... Why spend money for a handle when you can just make one up for yourself and it be original to you.

 

https://www.truckercountry.com/trucker-resources/cb-terminology/

 

You should never make up your own handle. The best ones are given. I tried to resist mine, but at some point embrace it. I mean who will ever call themselves dirty britches, or greasy, or onion. Those are handles with staying power

 

Very well then. Guess Im stuck with 'Mule Meat' lol

 

There's so much terminology out there, the best thing would be for you to post what you've heard, and we'll tell you what it means.

 

Skybear

 

Police aircraft. Also called "eye in the sky."

 

Hire or buy the CD movie "Convoy" and you;ll learn quite alot.

 

Sometimes I go by, "The Herpes".

It's always gratifying in a weird sort of way, when somebody calls you, to answer them with, "go ahead, you've got The Herpes". Had a few drivers tell me it gave them flashbacks to a day when their doctor had some bad news for them.