How do you stay awake?

I listen to audiobooks to keep my mind active. The nights I don't I find myself getting tired earlier and resorting to talk radio shows like Coast to Coast AM, which I don't advise anyone doing.

 

[QUOTE="semi" retired;4486027] Son of a gun, why didn't I think of that? Beep, beep, beep, time to pull over.[/QUOTE]
It's an ol bullhaulers trick.


Seriously y'all don't think somebody will read that and actually try it do you.

 

wore out,,,,absolutely NOTHING surprises me nowadays.

 

I invented the "Stay Alert Driving System" some years ago. It's $29.95 and here's how it works. You have a standard ball cap (you can customize here if you like) tie a 20lb fishing line to the back of the cap then run the line down your back keeping it tight. Tie a fishing treble hook to the end of the 20lb line just at your scrotum then hook it in good. Keeping it tight so when you nod off it gives a good pull to your sack and you'll wake up. It's Guaranteed to work. Sorry ladies, you're in a different department.

 

I don't need to stay awake at night. I will be sleeping. No more all night runs since I've been pulling dry van. No more middle of the night deliveries. Lumpers are few and far between. Life is good.

 

I was taught,when I stop checking my mirrors,its time to stop.When I get bored,I usually chew gum,or some sour candy livens me up.......for a bit.

 

I listen to political news and talk!! I get so PO'ed at the idiots the adrenaline starts flowing and I'm wired for hours! LOL

 

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Good ol US Army Ranger eye drops. Drop of Tobasco in each eye guaranteed to keep ya up for hours!