How to tell if you are a supertrucker! feel free to come up with some signs

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by truckerdave1970, Aug 24, 2009.

  1. msmspilot

    msmspilot Light Load Member

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    Wrong thread. That should be in the "you might be a redneck trucker if" thread.
     
  2. outerspacehillbilly

    outerspacehillbilly "Instigator of the Legend"

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    I know but I couldn't refuse!:biggrin_255:
     
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    lv gn Heavy Load Member

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    lets not forget the clown's that just have to wear a headset everywhere they go. just incase captain kirk needs to get ahold of them!
     
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    #1. If your CB antenna is as big as your chrome stacks.....

    #2. If your radio is so over modulated that no one within 2 miles of you can understand you.....

    #3. If you run so much echo that you sound like your ratchet jawing from the bottom of the Grand Canyon.....

    #4. If the inside of you truck looks like the inside of a strip club at night.......

    #5. If you ride around with the seat on the floor no matter how ruff the road is........

    ........you are most likely a super trucker!
     
  5. truckerdave1970

    truckerdave1970 On Probation

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    1. if your gearshit sits higher in the truck than you do...
    2. if you have chrome mudflaps...
    3. if you salvaged a real train horn to put on your truck...
     
  6. He who is called I am

    He who is called I am Medium Load Member

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    You might be a SUPERTRUCKER if you refer to yourself in the 3rd person at all times.
     
  7. brsims

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    Hey, I like my fingerless gloves! Keeps my knuckles clean if'n I gots ta knock a mexican around a bit.
     
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    outerspacehillbilly "Instigator of the Legend"

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    LMFAO:biggrin_2559:
     
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    I always thought those guys were helpin out the airport landin planes.:biggrin_2552:
     
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    When you pull into a truckstop, turn around just so you can blindside back in high reverse, with your sunglasses on at night, while talking on the c.b.