How to tip big and impress!

Yeah and probably some in my family tree. My neighbors son that stayed there is German blood but born in USA.

 

Yeah, I'd love hanging around that place and having a few drinks.

 

He pulled it off though. Maybe knew some loopholes since he owned his own business.

 

Just thought of another interesting story that's true. Friend of mine in the Navy was having a rough marriage with her having a boyfriend. He discussed that with me only and I just let him talk to ease his stress. He had a plan worked out.
He had a part time job at the airport working on aircraft. There was an older twin engine Beechcraft there that needed work to make it flyable. He took his paychecks from working at the airport and used that to buy the old plane and do the repairs to make it flyable. He wife complained that he wasn't giving her his paychecks from the airport. He told her he was working for free to learn how to be a civilian qualified aircraft mechanic.
He finally had the Beechcraft flyable. His discharge date was nearing, so he told his wife he was going to the base to re-enlist and would get a huge re-enlistment bonus. "As soon as I re-enlist, I'll come home and give the re-enlistment bonus to you because I love you so much."
He went to the base, received his discharge, then went to the airport, took off in his Beechcraft and went to South America as a bush pilot.
He wife kept calling looking for him. She said I know he re-enlisted, so where is he. She was told, he didn't re-enlist, he was discharged. I'm the only one that knew exactly what he did. That was great payback.

 

If they try to arrest me, I'll kick their ###!