Howdeeeeee!!

My name is Sam Hell. I'm a wanna be.

Here's muh plan kids:

gonna git my CDL thru one of them there driving company training programs like Swift. I knows you a thinkin "Sam, that's one of them there bottom feeder companies" and yer right. I don't mind bottom feeders. Puts me in mind of catfish and I like catfish.

Now Swift is gonna pay me .26cpm plus tarpin pay (imma goin with the flatbed). Yeehaw! Not bad for a new boy, c'mon! I plan on doin them a good job fer a great while least til they tear muh contract up. Then maybe I can go to TMC if ol Swifty n me decide to part ways. If'n they're doin me right then I will stay a great while more as long as they let me chew muh chaw we should be fine.

Muh ol lady done got herself in a fit bout being married to a truckin man. She's so happy now. She gots our trailer dekorated in Happy Birthday signs. We don't know how to spell congratulations which why we got birthday signs. She done started a dietin plan and is down to 450 now! WHOOHOO! Lookin good boys!

I know yer a thinkin it may be a mistake but Ol Sam gots tuh start somewhers. he's a po boy n all.

Nice meeting ya. Stay safe out theres!

c'mon