this kinda reminds me of the Chevy Chase movie, "Funny Farm".......... if any of you had seen that movie, you know he broke a record eating testicles, whether they be sheep or whatever, i can't remember. i did have my legs crossed as i read this story though............. sorta like several years ago when we all read/heard about John Wayne Bobbit, and his wife "loraine(?)" who sliced off his "prized possession" and tossed it out into the road. had my legs crossed then too, as probably a zillion other guys did....................