I am a trainer and i want my certificate

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by somedaysoon, Aug 5, 2015.

  1. HorseShoe

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    Ooh I call dibs. How about if I take a wizz in the def tank is that close enough to the same thing?
     
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    Truck would probably react the same as always... end up in the shop...
     
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    You're not familiar with our shop. They'd say keep driving it.
     
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    Fixed it for you
     
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    those pins, medals, etc, meant nothing to anyone outside of you.

    there are indeed websites you can go to and print up a fake college degree, but then again, in this business, it wouldn't help you.
     
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    i got here, here is your paper to print your very own Trainer's Certificate onto..

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    In related news, today I successfully ordered off macdonalds secret menu. I too want my certificate. Not everyone can order a double cheeseburger with Mac sauce.
     
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    it's on the carry tray, didn't you see it under all the ketchup......???
     
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    Every now and then a thread will start that just keeps you shaking your head for days afterward. I just listened to dan patrick and the danettes discuss participation trophies for little kids- and this is a grown up. We are truly down the rabbit hole sometimes.
     
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