I am a trainer and i want my certificate

Ooh I call dibs. How about if I take a wizz in the def tank is that close enough to the same thing?

 

Truck would probably react the same as always... end up in the shop...

 

You're not familiar with our shop. They'd say keep driving it.

 

Fixed it for you

 

those pins, medals, etc, meant nothing to anyone outside of you.

there are indeed websites you can go to and print up a fake college degree, but then again, in this business, it wouldn't help you.

 

i got here, here is your paper to print your very own Trainer's Certificate onto..

 

In related news, today I successfully ordered off macdonalds secret menu. I too want my certificate. Not everyone can order a double cheeseburger with Mac sauce.

 

it's on the carry tray, didn't you see it under all the ketchup......???

 

Every now and then a thread will start that just keeps you shaking your head for days afterward. I just listened to dan patrick and the danettes discuss participation trophies for little kids- and this is a grown up. We are truly down the rabbit hole sometimes.