I found this funny...

Stop clubbing, baby seals!

 

Might be doing both!

 

Punctuation is the difference between knowing your ####...

...and knowing you are ####.

 

They; Why is there no "They?"

Anyhow.

In the 70's they used to run a cool little program "Schoolhouse rock" with a variety of subjects on television.

There are two major events in a child's life when it comes to language. The first is relatively harmless but shows the increasingly systematic failures of he entire Education system when a child sprouts the word "Ain't" as a catch all to dispose of 30 or more properly learned words which require additional work to build a sentence.

The second is the emergence of the curse word. Im not talking about darn.. dam etc. Im talking about really effective words. The kind that produces a silence for half a hour at the dinner table prior to a Sinner in the hands of a Angry God themed punishment to be administered later.

 

Where are you finding "Mars bars" in 2017?