I got flashed today.

Well Iam not a expert on Mormons but been in the area just enough to kinda know how they are..
But the give away was I ran back in to them at a fuel stop / gas station .. I asked them where they where going and they gave me this story about some mormon gathering anyhow
They told me the reason they flashed me was because of my trailer # ... which is 69U

 

"Well see, that's a typo, it's supposed to be ME, not U." See where it goes.

 

Huh that might explain why I struggled in Biology class ...lol

 

He's just offering. Instead of requesting. LOL

 

Well I wasn't in a truck but years ago me and a couple of buddies were driving and one of the guy says hey look at that.

It was a guy driving a convertible and his lady friend had her legs up on the dash while she was going at it with a dildo driving down Route 76 towards Philadelphia.

I actually saw them again at another time. Apparently the chick got off on doing that.

It's amazing the crazy things that get people off but apparently that's what got her off.

 

Well I havent been flashed... But I was Mooned by some college kids about a year ago in MT. I was headed west off Bozeman Pass on I-90. There was an older SUV pulled over in a gravel pull off area, as I approached 3 pairs of trousers hit the gravel and I was nearly blinded from the sun reflecting off 6 cheeks.

 

Should of got your hot shot and lite 'em up

 

The last time I got flashed I had to put some one dollar bills in her g string.

 

Woah been awhile since I seen me a good flash.