I got flashed today.

The issue is having the right kind of flasher. The wrong kind gives you nightmares.

 

True, I had a guy dressed in drag flash me in Portland years ago. It took my wife pointing out the big hairy hands to take my attention away from the mini skirt and the vibrator. It's a sad day when your wife has to point out the difference between a man and a woman.

 

I’m not sure if she should worry about you straying or simply say “it will be payback if he does”

either way I think it’s a life lesson for you

 

I always joked with my non driver friends about never getting flashed and then a few months ago on 30 eastbound in Texas a blue mustang pulls up and boom… nice set on about a 25 year old lolol. Just giggling away. I gave them a honk and off they went. I ain’t complaining!

 

Was a lady in Atlanta Ga in the 80s that drove a yellow taxi Like the one Danny devito drove and she wore only white gloves.

 

This thread cracked me up. I have a friend who is more like a sister who I trained dogs with for years. She has massive implants and she routinely flashes truckers. Last time she was on the road I told her specifically not to flash anyone other than open deck trucks. Lolol. She has offered to make signs with my company name on it saying to thank this trucker if you ever see them. I’m like no please don’t. Lol.

 

That's a shame you're not somewhere near me I would like to meet her.

I'm single, you might end up being my brother-in-law, LOL.

 

About a year ago when I worked for Estes, I was pulling a triple set around 10pm heading east on I-80 out of Reno. Just 5 minutes out of town some chick pulled up beside me in a Buick SUV with her dome light on big boobs out. I honked the air horn and she started clapping and took off. That’s the only time that’s ever happened and was so random like wow that actually just happened after all these years haha

 

A few years ago I was running south on I-57 in Il during springtime about 10pm when I was passed by a Lincoln limousine. There was topless 2 girls (guessing after graduation party goers) up through the sunroof and waving and seemed to want high beam li bhai rd on them. I obliged and they paced me at 200 ft or so for about 20 miles and this was when we were limited at 55 and autos were 65 or 70. The girls wave at all the passing traffic while being spotlighted by me. Then they blew me a kiss and took an exit into some small town somewhere around Marion.