I have been getting ready to prepare for OTR trucking...did I miss something ?

Then you can graduate from there to doing it in front of the girl at the fuel desk while paying for your fuel & that box of giant size condoms you can't use, but only purchased to impress the cashier.

 

I'm kinda concerned, because the OP can communicate what he has done so far to prepare, in ENGLISH, may have disqualified him! At least for many trucking companies in the Chicago area.

He didn't mention how worn and dirty his sweat pants were either.

 

Don't know your BMI but you gotta put on the pounds!

Also practice with your car:
Fill your car's floor with fast food and convenience store snack wrappers and clutter your dashboard with all sorts of papers and fill your windshield with any kind of suction cup device you can find.
Start your car's engine and never, ever turn it off. Just let it idle forever. And don't dare check the lights or tire pressure.

 

You still need to go buy yourself a 1.5 gal. coffee mug. And I hope u have a keen eye at spotting parking spots that arent really parking spots and will inconvenience everyone.

 

u nedd to larn ho to spel mo bettah!

Needed a laugh this morning!
Mary

 

I just flick mine on the floor. They normally get stuck on the bottom of my cowboy boots when I leave the truck. Now you know what I use that boot brush that's on my step.

 

If you can keep you mouth shut all the other drivers will think your a genius. . .

I know, it ain't happening!