I have the answer!

Just in from Wastington, Dear Truckers,

Please bring us our goods and go away, do not park in our town, do not even stop in our town, bring us everything we need and leave like you were never here.

Much Love Wasington

P.S. If you do try and park here, we will call the cops, thanks for your hard work

 

WA is a lot more truck friendly than CA......

 

We used to ride a Jeep out the back of the plane and then jump before the shutes opened .CRAZY S.E.A.L.S.!!! Anything for a thrill!!!

 

But at least you were Navy! Darn Air Force pukes.......took them 5 miles of runway & a parachute to stop an aircraft. We did id with a hook, 4 wires (catch # 3 for a perfect trap), and about 300 feet of waist deck. We went from 125 MPH to 0 MPH in 3.5 seconds.

 

At least we don't lose our runways to 1 torpedo