I just killed a stripper in a drunken rage and slammed my Prius into a bus full of nuns and puppies

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  1. SHOJim

    SHOJim Road Train Member

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    Who would want to be a nun?
    The name says it.
     
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    Not to long ago before all the background checks and red tape there were some major creeps driving trucks. Methamphetamine usage was absolutely rampant and there were many many fugitives driving trucks. Don't kid yourself that the new generation of drivers are any worse than the previous ones. Better documentation of accidents, more access to news media and more drivers on the road make it seem worse, but the %s haven't changed much.
     
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    I had an ex stripper over the other day. She went home alive though. :)
     
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    Sounds like you have been playing too much Grand Theft Auto.
    No, what happens on your PlayStation/Xbox/PC does not count.:p
     
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    You're okay as long as it wasn't a midget stripper. That's an endangered species and would be big trouble!
     
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    Please refrain from using the un-politically correct word, midget.

    They are either little people, or dwarfs, or depending on country of origin, bowling balls.

     
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    Don't forget the King of All Midgets. image.jpg RIP ETA
     
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    One time I got into an accident with a Prius, the front end was completely totaled! My bicycle is fine though.
     
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    geez this thread sure looks like a crazy farm of truckers without their meds lol hahaha good job making me laugh
     
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