I should have beat his................

Man I thought you was going to say the F word!
WHEW!

 

Scared the CRAP outta me and I wasn't the one sitting There! Dang Don't do THAT!

 

I'd have helped bail you out of jail!

 

You have a good boss.

 

should have asked the owner of the tire place to get off his fat butt and show you how it is done since they are his tires anyways--i dont mind helping a bit --but dont expect me to do all the work that your guys are getting paid to do---congrats buddy--you proved my theory--nice only goes so far

 

The first time he would have gotten the customer service smile. The second time I'd have told him that it bothered me just as much as it bothered him seeing as his guys were unloading the truck while he was out here running his mouth not doing a #### thing. I wouldn't have been shaking in my boots when the boss called me, though. I've got the same kind of company as you. They cause problems, they can go pound sand.

I don't hold back on that as much as I used to. You see what happens anyway so you may as well get yours.

 

I had a jerk once that got ONE pallet and he demanded I break the pallet down into 4 pallets. OMG, it was only 2 layers and 12 boxes.

I got $35 later for doing it. Patience pays!

 

And some people look at me funny when I tell them that flatbedding is easy.

 

I got a good one for ya. I transport cars and we got an order to pickup a minivan from a residence and deliver to another residence. I got there and the guy turned out to be an on-duty sheriffs deputy. Nice guy at first, I accepted his vehicle, inspected it, and this one was collect on pickup so I did so.
He wanted a reciept so I had him follow me to my truck because I had left it in my truck. I drove his minivan, he followed over in his cruiser.
I'm sitting in the drivers seat of my truck filling out his reciept, and next thing I know, he;s standing outside my door, demanding my drivers license!
The first thing that pops in to my head, and out of my mouth, politeley, is "why?"

"Because I am a Law Enforcement officer, and you will do whatever I tell you to do!"

Uh, no. We were involved in a private business transaction, not a traffic stop. I don't have to show you anything!

"I just gave you $500 and a vehicle, I need to know who I'm giving it to. I need your license, sir."

Should have said that from the beginning, wouldn't of been a problem. You aren't gonna threaten me. Here's your money and your keys, Find someone else to move your car!

This actually went backand forth for almost ten minutes. He threatened to have me arrested if I didnt give him my license! I finally did. He went back to his cruiser, ran it. 20 minutes later, walks up and says, "Well, I couldn't find anything to hold you on, you are free to go. I really think you should take this vehicle though, I need it moved." Some nerve!
I told him he was an ####### and had just violated my rights. He then told me then put the car back in his driveway where I got it. I walked back, pointed to the bumper, that had no plates on it,and said, "You are asking me to move a vehicle on the road that has no plates on it. That is illegal, get your fat ### in it and move it yourself!"
While he was doing that, I got in my truck and got the hell out of there!