I'm A Super Trucker Looking For Work

I had to move to Austrailia to pull 20 because these mambi pambi US DOT wouldn't let me pull more then 3 and for a REAL SUPER TRUCKER that's like foreplay to me. I like the smell of deisel fuel in the morning, matter fact I like it so much I rerouted my exhaust into my sleeper cab so I wake up smiling each morning, that is when I sleep I usually just drive 168 hours at a time as you all know.
Keep Trucking All You Little "Truckers", Have A Nice "Trucking" Day.

 

Trailers?
Son....
I Relocate entire Stores!

 

I bet you didn't know that back in the day the Empire State Building was built in St. Louis and they put it on a lowboy and I hauled it to NY and even unloaded it by hand. Plus I did it without an escort.

Now tell me who's the Super Trucker?

 

Thats a pretty good story son...
But it remains in the Fiction section of wanna bees

Now for Stories with Video Proof...
I bet you didnt know that they based the
Smokey and the Bandit Movies on one of my Tuesdays back in the 70's.

Ya they could not replicate it all in one day.. And they had to add a Trans-am to simulate an essence of speed.
But all in all it was entertaining, and a realistic look at a day in the Life of a Super Trucker....(But spread out over a few days so you non-truckers can understand)
p.s.
And yes She wanted her "handle" to be Frog after I jumped that bridge in my Pete!

 

If you wern't there to see me haul it then it must be True or you cannot prove that I didn't.

Just face it you'll never be able to hold my jake brake and log book at the same time, there just to much for you Bor!

 

Great! Give them more ideas - now this thread will never stop! LOL - Ok, who's next - I'm sure someone out there can out do both of them!

 

Come on Roadhog I bet your hubby is a SUPER TRUCKER or at least that's what we hear! LOL

PS Bor can't help he has visions of grandeur over me being a BIGGER Super Trucker then him.
Some day I tell the real stories about what I've done as a Super Trucker and the Empire State Building was my first load I ever hauled, good way to get broke in. See my avatar that's me can't you picture me driving my BIG RIG

 

I'm not even going to touch that one - but, obviously you know him! lol

 

Is this room smokin' or whaaat?