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I'm A Super Trucker Looking For Work

Discussion in 'Trucking Jobs' started by VULCAN1999, Aug 12, 2007.

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  1. Sep 3, 2007 #41
    VULCAN1999

    VULCAN1999 World's #1 Grandpa

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    Thankyou
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  3. Sep 3, 2007 #42
    bor

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    Anyhoo...
    As I adjust My Jockstrap for Several minutes with my Fingerless Gloves....
    I will tell you of the Time I Hauled ALL 10,000 Loads on the Ice Roads.
    Yes.... I started the Ice Trucker Phenomena.
    It takes them more than Two months to do, What I used to do in 2 weeks...
    It is Ridiculous!! Where is my TV SHOW??
    Where is My ROyalties??!
    Anyway I am not bitter.... As I am now looking at my Farah Faucett Poster while making those Final Adjustments.
    I need to call those people... Anyone got the Number to the Boss at the Ice Trucker Show?
    :biggrin_25510:
     
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  4. Sep 3, 2007 #43
    VULCAN1999

    VULCAN1999 World's #1 Grandpa

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    OK Nightcrawler don't read this next part it will upset you.

    Bor while your waiting for the ice road to freeze each winter, I haul duirng the summer I just get going so fast that I skim over the water with my loads like a rock skipping across a pond. Now that's a real SUPERTRUCKER!
     
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  5. Sep 4, 2007 #44
    MACK E-6

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    Nah.

    Try doing what I do 7 days a week. Make 37 deliveries and 25 pickups, all 40 miles apart, then go up to Youngstown and run a set of triples out to Chicago while making it look nice and legal on all 5 logbooks. Now that's moving freight.

    I do all that chatting with aliens on Pluto with my supertuned, super-tweaked cb with 50,000 watt linear amp and enough antennas sticking up on the truck to make a porcupine jealous.
     
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  7. Sep 5, 2007 #45
    VULCAN1999

    VULCAN1999 World's #1 Grandpa

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    Mack I think Bor and I would both agree that's what we both do on our vacations, sorry Mack what you do is wannabe SUPERTRCUKER work. Although kinda impressed with the cb setup, excpet my 50,000 watt cb is so powerful I have to run my apu when it's on or it drains my batteries while my truck is running, my entire truck and trailer is an antenna. Yes I even can run a nationdwide radio show while driving, Trucking Bozo has broadcast many times form my truck at night.
    :biggrin_25523:
     
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  8. Sep 10, 2007 #46
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    http://bblmedia.com/women_drivers.html
     
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  9. Sep 10, 2007 #47
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    this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!:biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559:
     
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  10. Sep 10, 2007 #48
    GuysLady

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    Forget hip waders!! I need a scuba suit!

    Bonnie
     
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  11. Sep 10, 2007 #49
    wallbanger

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    #### curtislyn, that webpage was something else...
     
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  12. Sep 10, 2007 #50
    VULCAN1999

    VULCAN1999 World's #1 Grandpa

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    That was real good!:biggrin_25519:
     
    VULCAN1999, Sep 10, 2007
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