I'm A Super Trucker Looking For Work

Make sure if you're running nuclear to run a Westinghouse. GE's aint worth a #### and Babcock and Wilcox caused Three Mile island.

 

Can't meet next week, I am meeting one of my many girlfriends, fans, admirers, etc. See, I am such a superturkey, that I can hobnob for 15-20 hours a day, and still get the load cross coutnry for a tomorrow appt!

But the potpourri was nice, thanks!



(boy oh boy, it's really getting deep now!)

 

You drive a truck thats so fast you missed your turn.Or if your truck is so fast bug crap is diverted from your windshield.Well enough,just give me a Cornbinder with a 250 cumbanger and I beat when I get where you are going you will still be sitten at the dock waiting to get loaded or unloaded just like me. Our problem is not with how fast we can get there but why the H_ll can`t the warehouses get there sh_t togather and get these trucks unloaded or loaded in a timely matter.Maybe its not us, maybe its a higher power that causes the earth to slow down when we back up to a dock.Well pardon my sense of humor and my spelling i`m not awake yet.Oh by the way hurry up and get there and wait.You know your Dispatcher has another load for you .Load of crap that is.Good Day.blownscoot saying beam me up

 

Blownscoot, get out of the way! I don't wait for any darn lazy dockworkers to unload my trailer, I just open the doors, put it in high reverse, and get it screaming along, then come to a full stop one inch from the dock, and all their freight goes flying out the rear. If they have a problem with that, I just smack the crap out of the dock supervisor and keep going, 'cause I'm a supertrucker! I ain't got time for that BS!

 

i think i went to the wrong trucking school valcun can you open your own drivin school as i would pay any amount to be that good. next time i get pulled over by DOT i will just drop your name and watch them shake in their boots and cry
i have trouble with just one gear let alone 20. WERE NOT WORTHY

 

Let's face it, this thread is like the wind down at the restaurant, after a long day in the saddle (or on your stool). Light up a smoke (if you like), enjoy a nice meal, and the best part is shootin' the bull!

It's times like that that remind me why I love what I do.
(now if you'll excuse me, I need a kleenex)

 

sorry i was away for a while....
I am a PHD trained H-D Tech...cool job but it dosnt pay so good round here
I RIDE my 800 vn classic (60kmiles) AND I PARKED IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SHOP!!!!
The ole girl will keep up!!! and she is sweet!! soon as I figure out how ill put up a pic
I still want warp drive in my truck

 

Well, we know how you unload it, but I GOT to know, how does a supertrucker load it?