I'm A Super Trucker Looking For Work

A real Super Truckers freight knows how great they are and the freight just jumps into the trailer on it's own.

 

Let me put it this way:

If I hired a SuperTrucker, J.B. Hunt would have to layoff me and the other recruiters!

 

Obviously, You recognize the shear talent we Super Truckers have.

But more than that, You realize, the Superiority of our superiorness.

The masterful interlectability of our interlect.

Yes, You realize that our Shear beauty is more than a pleasant view everytime we are around. You see it is a power in it's self.

The Tremendous abilities we (ST's) <---Super Trucker's
have, and are always used for the good of mankind.
And you see the futility of comparison.

Yes my friend....
You get "it"

so heres to you,
Mr. tell 'em what they need to hear,
cause the truth will never work,
and the boss gave you a quota.
Mr. I would love to be a truthful job holder,
But then I would be broke, cause the Company I recruit for is an un-caring, money slurpin', driver "meat grinder".
Yes, You understand that one Super Trucker Hired, Would Kick the Entire upper management's ###, and make them like it.
Solve the Companies Freight problems, by delivering it all the same week.
And probably make the Cover of Trucker's Illustrated Again. (which always causes the Price of Batteries to go up)
Ya, Women and their Toys.....

So keep your job mr. Dude.
And guard it well, for one day you will be 80, and say....
####, I am not going to eat than bran muffin today.

 

Bor AWESOME POST, even as big a Super Trucker that I am, I don't think I can even top that one and you all know how BIG a Super Trucker I'am.

Hats off to you SUPER TRUCKER

 

#### glad I don't eat bran muffins!

And to this date, I have not knowingly mislead ANY drivers I have hired. I simply don't need to lie when I hire for dedicated. Matter of fact, I get more inbound calls at work than I do outbound calls.

But then again, If I hired a SuperTrucker-You'd probably steal all our dedicated accounts yourself and put the company WELL down (but not out). and if i hired a Second Super-Trucker, they would pull the Intermodal Train on the road and take the rest of our business......

 

Mr. Dude,
This thread is all for Fun.
I apologize if you were offended....
It's just that I could not pass up the opportunity for a Super Trucker Jab at the "Recruiter"

I meant no harm.

Now go fix me Turkey pot pie!

 

I ain't offended. Thing is, it's just funny how this thread is turning out.

2 Super Truckers would replace about 14,000 Drivers.....

 

Ok maybe it would take 3 Super Truckers to replace the entire JB Hunt team, that is if 1 of them drove in reverse the entire time it could be done Our trucks will go at least 70 in reverse so therefore passing the JB Hunt drivers.

Super Truckers Forever!

 

Amazing, I thought Supertruckers would simply load it themselves. Now I'm getting really impressed.....

 

lol. Not Always faster. There was a gentleman in late 2006 who finished off a Lease/Purchase program, then got the limiter taken off of his Century, and comes back as an O/O. First Load out to California, the police stopped him. Reportedly, he was doing 115 MPH in California around 2 AM local time...

So watch yourself if an un-logoed Freightliner is coming at you with a J.B. Hunt on the back. He might be Aimin' for you!

BTW, what's your truck powered with? We got a new Freightliner that's powered by a 1579 ci Westinghouse Nuclear Reactor.