I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

helter skelter naw I don't see it me thinks your getting paranoid orrr maybe everyone in my life is off kilter and I can no longer see the crazy coming

 

here's PHREDD

 

I heard Phredd wasn't really into that Dry Van gig. In his heart he's a Flatbedder.

 

You're all a bunch weirdos. And Phredd is hiding in the closet.

 

You think you've been embarrassed?

I stayed in a hotel last night. This morning I was doing a little Quigong when housekeeping bustled in with an armload of linens (cheap hotel, no chain on the door, no idea why the deadbolt didn't stop her).

I was completely nude (locked door, remember?). She had somehow missed the "Do not disturb" sign. She stared for a moment (nice looking Indian gal, prolly in her early 20's--actually kinda hot now that I remember it).

She was moving pretty quick so by the time she noticed me (I let out kind of a squeaky sound and ducked behind the chair) she was between me and the bed (and my clothes, and anything to protect my modesty). More to the point, I was kind of between her and the door.

She burst out into embarrassed laughter, and I've never seen an Indian blush before. She apologized profusely and quickly exited the room. I tried to tell her it was all right but it came out something like, "Errkkk, aack" and I just stood there for a few moments trying to get my heart back out of my throat. The whole incident was probably about 3-4 seconds but it felt like about a hundred and eighty seven years. You know that dream where you're at work or school and suddenly notice you're naked? That.

Plus side: I got the room for free. And I was in a hotel room, naked, with a hot young Indian girl.

Phredd isn't speaking to me right now.

 

(I'm not telling the Hot Chick)

 

Nah, whomever thinks trucking is difficult should try marriage!!!!....let's just say, last week I was grateful for the bed in my sleeper!!!! ....AND I'M IN A HOME EVERY NIGHT GIG!!!!

 

The equation; expectations minus reality equals

 

For no reason, here are some random words:

Dixie dominos dominos me I said at the streets Mae don't make fun of me migos -. And I'm cramping all these

(The preceding was created by quoting a small snippet of Scripture into the speech to text function--in Latin. Messing with your speech to text. Something to do when bored. You're welcome.)

 

Still funny.