I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

Appt at 0715, made it at 0705. Pulled to gate. Padlocked. Guard shack empty. Lights out. Pitch black and pouring rain. No cars, trucks, or signs of life. Quick message to ops then back out of narrow tree lined driveway onto narrow tree lined street. Sit at curbside for a minute while I double check directions for the third time. Ah, here it is--you don't turn at the light, you make the unmarked turn immediately after the light. Zip over to the offending and well hidden turn, pull to gate, check in. Another quick message to ops telling them I found rec and am checking in on time. Back into door, swim to receiving desk, turn in papers, back to truck. Message waiting: "Are you at the receiver?" Gotta love those weekend crews.

Now I just need them to take at least two hours to unload me so I can get the split; I can't sit here after they're done.

 

Ordered off property (busy facility, no room). Skulked around the corner, lurking at the end of a cul de sac like a trapdoor spider, waiting for the All-Seeing Eye of Qualcomm to declare it legal to move to a truck stop. (Making skulking lurking spider sounds)

I'm horse hungry.

 

huuunnnnngrrryyyyyy!!!!!

 

You're the devil.

 

Is it normal for my left nipple to be smaller than the other two? I AM SO BOOOOOORED!!!!!!!!!! I hate sitting around; I wanna WORK!!!

Gonna have to leave Petro before 0845 either way as I'm not paying for another day. Probably move to the Pilot on the west side; it's cramped but close by and I need a good scrubbing.

It's only one day, and that's a Sunday. It just seems worse after last week is all. Things are actually pretty routine.

I am Captain Zoom.
I am one with the universe.

 

I was noodling around trying to get a better pic up but for some reason it would only post it sideways. And the old one isn't on my phone any more. And it looks like Captain Harlock, Space Pirate. You Phillistine.

Next time I can get on line I'll fix it with my laptop but it will likely be a while. Don't know why pics will only post sideways from my phone (had the same problem early in this thread with a pic of The Hot Chick) but in the grand scheme of things it ain't such a big deal.

Coffee.
I need coffee....