I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

Dude, enough. You're skating dangerously close to troll territory. I'm glad that your diet is working for you, really I am. If you had taken the time to read my post you'd know that I'm managing just fine. I have competent professional supervision and advice. Not everybody is going to do things your way, just like my way isn't going to work for everybody.

Relax and enjoy life, man. Nobody likes a guy who shoves anything down people's throats.

 

Yeah, I see a lot of sword canes around the knife shops. My problems with them for my own use are: 1) They're illegal as heck almost everywhere (check your local concealed weapon ordinances); 2) They take WAY too long to deploy; 3) They're considered deadly force because of the size of the blade (see 1 above); 4) It's generally a rapier not a saber anyhow which is completely different from a cane technique (more related to ox tail knife but with modifications for the crook).

I would, however, pay real money to see the look on the poor sap's face who tries to mug your mother once she flicks out that blade...(wicked laugh).

 

I promise if/when I find the right cane I'll post pics. Might even get The Hot Chick to get a pic or two of me training with it.

 

DANG!!! CAN'T NOBODY IN SALT LAKE CITY DRIVE WORTH A FLIP!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!

 

I haven't been here in over six years and I had forgotten that THESE PEOPLE IS CRAZY!!!!!!

Buncha Mormons trying to hurry up and get into Heaven....