I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

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  1. Captain Zoom

    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that forces it's citizens to purchase government run health insurance, but their elected officials exempt themselves from that requirement.

    Compound that with the fact that citizens are required to purchase this insurance and to subsidize free health care for non citizens who are in the country illegally.

    In addition, these same non citizens who pay no taxes are not being required to prove citizenship to receive benefits paid for by the tax paying citizens. And the exempt elected officials who are giving free benefits to the non citizens on the backs of the law abiding citizens are currently fighting to give those same non citizens the right to vote.

    Look back at the draft card burning, pot smoking, constantly protesting flower children from the sixties, and you will see that those same hippies are currently running the country.

    The inmates have taken over the Asylum. We need grownups in charge again. Unfortunately, the character traits that get people elected these days are the same traits that should disqualify them from holding any public office.

    Aaaaaack.
     
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  3. Captain Zoom

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    Did I mention I'm bored????

    Actually, the ability to be bored is an important life skill. There are many times one has to be able to wait patiently without being entertained while maintaining alertness and a positive attitude.

    This just isn't one of them. I'm going Street Rat Crazy (capitalization intentional).

    I think that might be the name of my band, whenever I get around to starting it--Street Rat Crazy. Good name for a band. Or at least a song.

    Other possibilities:

    Goat Cheese Pizza

    Chickenfist

    Phredd the Sacrificial Goat

    Football Zombie

    Screaming Flea

    Aluminum Bra

    Rabid Dolphin

    The Barbersharks

    Hairy Eyeball

    Humparoo

    Zipperpottamus

    Supersonic Snail

    Battle Kitty

    Flaming Baseball

    The Barbarian Rabbis

    Berserker Bunnies
     
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    Baseball would be more entertaining if everybody carried a bat the whole time.
     
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    At hotel. Watching The Simpsons. Played with someone else's dog for a couple minutes in the parking lot while they unloaded the car. They think I did them a favor, but the favor was for me. I get a little bit of my soul back every time I can have a little fun with a dog. Ain't no medicine better for a weary soul than a happy cuddle junkie of a dog. It's even better when he's clean. This was a Malamute with piercing blue eyes who weighed about eight hundred pounds and thought he belonged inside my shirt with me. Much wrestling, giggles, one badly placed paw (I may be sterile now), belly rubs, doggy kisses, and now I'm gonna grab a shower.

    His name is Godzilla. Sorry, no pics (didn't have my phone).

    He's enough to make me want to lease a truck. (If I can't keep my Blue Cross insurance I'm not bothering with a lease though)
     
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    Scuttlebutt is that when Gordon unveils their new lease plan in January there will be a way for drivers to keep the corporate insurance. If this is true I will be leasing a truck.

    Then again, it was a trucker who told me that, and we're truckers. Everything we say is BS.
     
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    Purebred Alaskan Malamutes do NOT have blue eyes. At 80 lbs., it was more than likely an Alaskan Husky (Alaskan Malamute/Siberian Husky cross) or a Husky cross. Some of those Siberian Husky/ German Shephard Dog crosses get pretty beefy.

    Alaskan Malamute eyes run from an almost wolf yellow through amber to a nice dark chocolate.

    References: AKC standard for Alaskan Malamutes, and a lifetime of breeding Alaskan Malamutes for both show and sled dog racing.
     
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    (Eyes rolling)........Nice story about time shared with a dog and here comes Captain Correction.
     
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    Sorry, it's a pet peeve of mine. Too many people confuse my noble Malamutes with Siberians.
     
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    Meh. I got a little more quality time with Godzilla so nothing is bugging me right now. He's really cool.

    His daddy told me he isn't a Malamute so Captain Correction is, well, correct. Large black and white cuddle monsters aren't my area of expertise so I stand corrected.

    He recognized me and brought me his tug rope. He's really strong.

    He tried to follow me to my room. His daddy thought it was funny. The Hot Chick didn't. Especially when he went vertical and put his 76 pounds on her belly while she was lying in bed.

    The doggie romance is over. And the Hot Chick has sore abs.
     
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