I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

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  1. HeWhoMustNotBeNamed

    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed Crusty Pogosticker!!

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    um ..... I hate to sound greedy Zoom ..... but since you're Phredd's Legal Guardian again, there's the matter of his Past Due amounts owed for his representation in the Show Business realm ...... As I'm sure you're aware, bribes to the Major Studio's don't come cheap ..... then there's the full page ads in Variety we had all lined up in his pursuit to snag the part of Nightcrawler in an upcoming Marvel X Men movie [​IMG] ..... he backed out and returned to a simpler life with you and HC so the ads weren't published BUT the billing charge was irreversible ..... * sigh * ...... anyhow, like I said, I hate to sound greedy. At least I don't hate being greedy or that might make me feel bad about myself. I have no problem with actually being greedy, it's just the bad connotation of folks actually perceiving my true motives that I hate .... I'm sure you understand. ...... Fondest Regards to you, HC and Phredd, Sir ...... Win Zoomie Win ! ..... P.S. Please tell Phredd the Reading for the Part would have gone smoother if he hadn't eaten the Script , Thanks ..... Thanks for the lessons Phredd !........ Bamf ! ... I'm outta' here ! .... [​IMG] .... ( not forever Zoomie. quit smilin' so much ....)
     
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  3. Captain Zoom

    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    You should have waited until AFTER I won the $25m. Also you forgot that Phredd is an Amway multi millionaire now, and even though he never talks to me, he still thinks the world of me for never sacrificing him.

    Anyway, I finally went to one of his seminars so I could ask him about all this. He was indignant about anyone thinking that HE would lower himself to something so undignified as acting!

    So now you have Phredd gunning for you, as well as all the goons in his network--and that's a lot of goons. Been nice knowing you....

    BTW that seminar was really persuasive. I was wondering--do you keep your eyes open for other ways of making money? (Eyes glaze over, zombie shuffle towards you) Join us....
     
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  4. HeWhoMustNotBeNamed

    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed Crusty Pogosticker!!

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    "Lower himself " ??? ..... He's a Goat, fer cryin' out loud ! ..... pfft .... G'mornin' Zoomie ....
     
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  5. Captain Zoom

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    He is not "A" goat; he is "THE" Goat--capital G.

    I swish my cape at you, sir.

    You. Have. Been. Shamed.
     
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    Captain Zoom Road Train Member

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    Due to weather delay yesterday and chain delay Monday I only got here in time by using the sleeper split. Now I have to sit for an hour after unloading. I sure hope they let me.
     
  7. Captain Zoom

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    Well, we left the truck and hiked about a half mile to a Starbucks for The Hot Chick's compensation (from no movie/shopping last night). Was supposed to be a half hour round trip, been over an hour and not back yet. No worries though. Pickup in Ogden is 1400 so I'll still be early. Then 750 miles to Modesto by 2200 tomorrow.

    Hot Chick has never seen the salt flats; hopefully we'll have time to stop for some pictures.
     
  8. Daria

    Daria Light Load Member

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    I'm sure that Phredd has imaginary goat relatives for you to represent.
     
  9. HeWhoMustNotBeNamed

    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed Crusty Pogosticker!!

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    No wonder he likes you so much. While I must agree with you that he is THE Goat, I must also point out that he is by default "a goat" also. .... He is a solo and there are others that share many things in common with him, ergo A Goat, not The Goat is linguistically correct. Consider your swishy cape shredded. ..... [​IMG]
     
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    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed Crusty Pogosticker!!

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    you wouldn't have had this problem if ya' had just got me that R/C car I wanted fer Christmas ..... [​IMG]
     
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  11. HeWhoMustNotBeNamed

    HeWhoMustNotBeNamed Crusty Pogosticker!!

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    Okay ! Okay ! Phredd ! ..... I'll leave Captain Zoom alone ! ...... [​IMG] ..... that Goats a lot stronger than he looks ......
     
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