I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

After much research,I have concluded that it is a biological certainty that if your parents cannot have children, then you won't be able to either.

 

Things I learned about Schnaulies today:

They are very affectionate.

They bond quickly.

They are very, very intelligent.

They are extremely quick.

They know what they want and are willing to work to get it.

A 30 pound specimen, when on the bottom bunk, is capable of taking up enough room for three elephants, eleven sea lions, two walrus, the entire offensive line of the Green Bay Packers, and Samoan pro wrestler King Tonga.

If you put that same specimen on the floor and turn your back for .0375 seconds, he can put himself right back on your bunk before you are aware what is happening.

If you physically move him to the foot of the bunk, he will look at you like you're the guy who shot Bambi's mother, heave a much-put-upon sigh, then curl up and stare at you sullenly until he drifts off to sleep. This will somehow leave you with the impression that you are the guy who kicked Benji on the same day you ##### slapped Ariel the mermaid, gave Elsa a hot foot, and kicked the Pope in the dangly bits.

 

Spending the weekend at the yard since when they fixed the bunk heater they disabled the entire APU. And obviously still no bunk heater.

Taking the time to bond with Hooligan. Drove around for a few minutes yesterday and today. He's learning where not to be.

He likes to howl with me.

 

She no like. She no like a whole bunch.

 

Hooligan D. Dogge, Esq.

 

4-legged therapy. I'm hip.