I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!

How exactly does a flabber GET gasted, anyway? And is it dangerous? If your flabber remains gasted for more than four hours, should you seek medical attention?

And what medical specialist checks into your flabber for gasted-itis? A MyoEsaFlabberologist? Am I gonna have to drop trou to have my flabber tested? Should I look into a flabber-ectomy (or is it a flabber-otomy?) to prevent future flabbergastednessitis?

Bored, slightly twistedn yet still enquiring minds want to know!

 

Well, I'm no MyoEsoFlabberologist you understand....but in my thoroughly unprofessional opinion I'm gonna take a WAG and say your flabber is probably healthy enough for now. Bit do try to aviod future gasting of your flabber for at least six months. Otherwise, you'll completely blow the flabber and become absoluted confustulated.

p.s. WAG is a scientific term meaning Wild Aszed Guess.

p.p.s I had to refer to my previous post THREE TIMES to properly respell MyoEsoFlabberologist. I hope y'all appreciate the amount of effort.

p.p.p.s. Zoomie, yer just ticked that I typed out the whole flabbergasted/MyoEsoFlabberologist joke before you could!

 

Yes he does Captain and we are looking forward to your success in the next stop and returning to your old form.

 

I do my humble best. But you, sir, are a master of communicable humor!

Heh heh...."communicable humor"....think we should get tested? It could be the first internet communicable disease!