I'm embarrassed

The mom and pop stops? I’d say about a third of them are not open 24 hours. And I’m not gonna step out and piss all over their yard.

 

If it's a gravel lot nobody will ever be able to tell. They usually gave grass you back up to, can always take a leak there too.

 

Well you should be embarrassed.

Jesus H Christ

When I drove a mixer we had those. I'd pick my nose up to the first knuckle and wipe a giant booger on it.

The dispatcher's name was Joline.

So I changed the KISS song "Christine 16" to "Joline 16" and I'd sing to it all day.

 

My company doesn't have driver facing cameras thank god... I wouldn't worry about it though. I talk to myself, sing to myself and don't really care what they would think. I am good company and so I enjoy it.

 

Sing this one:

“A million bottles of beer on the wall,
a million bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around,
nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall.

Nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall, nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine bottles of beer.
Take one down, pass it around,
nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety eight bottles of beer on the wall.

 

Down load a play list of every drug related song known to man, play on and endless loop.

 

If you work for a company that has the cameras with audio, I start talking to my self about all the managers and supervisors around the company that are cheating on their spouses. Mention real loud and clear who takes a long lunch, on what days and with who, and they both return totally shagged out for the rest of the day.
Also mention how you have noticed how the company has really screwed over ‘customer so and so’, the list is endless on what you can talk to yourself about, especially if you want others to ‘hear’ you.

 

If you were wearing a tutu and singing show tunes, you should be embarrassed. Otherwise, forgetaboutit.