In-cab urination

Actually and unfortunately,THAT particular one is true...honest injun...I can't comment on a few others tho'.lol

 

Mule, that was the funniest thing i think ive ever read! You made my day right there.

 

A few years later and you could have been a rich man after suing him for "emotional distress". Too bad we used to just look at those things as part of the life experience.

 

That is now TWICE I have spit coke all over my sleeper in one night.


Note to self, don't read TTR and drink soda after you cleaned you truck out.

 

I have pissed in bottles, and even took a dump in a bag. Boy O Boy did that stink, had to get rid of it just as fast as it was deposited, plus had to roll down the windows and sprayed Lysol LOL...

 

Well, if we want to get into taking dumps in bad places........

There is nothing worse than being stuck in Al Kut Iraq, the Iraqis have been bringing you water becuase you are the initial invasion force and have NO supply now, you have food, but no water.

The nice Iraqi's are bringing you water from community water bowls which have traces of human feces in them. Guess what that does to people who don't usually drink human feces........ Disyntary FTW!!!!!

There is nothing like RUNNING to try and make it to the little hole in the sand where you can take a dump, knowing you can't make it and having to drop trough in the middle of the sand in front of God and everyone and let it rip right there.



Ask me how embarrassing that is, go ahead

 

Very true...I remember a principle of mine smacking me upside the head anytime he felt like it and never thinking nothing about it.It was just part of being the class clown and I took it without so much as a second thought.....Well that's not entirely true...I would follow him down a crowded hall right up behind his back where he couldn't see me hunching him like a dog and acting like I was spanking that butt as a payback,but I never thought of suing him.I was just glad he didn't catch me and kill me.

 

LMAO.Yep,I've felt the agony of defeat MANY times.