In-cab urination

I can hold it for an untold amount of time until I find a rest area. Only once have I had one that simply wouldn't stay where it needed to be (my bladder) and I had to use a coke bottle out of my trash can at the closed weigh station on 98 just after you cross into Mississippi.

I hate peeing anywhere but a toilet. Spent too much time peeing in holes in the desert to do it to myself anymore.

 

Yeow!

I am going to assume most of you average drivers know your routes well enough to find the rest areas, & schedule your driving to where you can make enough pit stops. You've probably even regulated how much coffee/pop etc that you consume to help this situation also. I am positive that other than in a "pinch" say traffic problems due to heaviness, construction, weather, or a demand of time relating to getting the load delivered on time, you'd stop to go.

I recently saw some of those portable urinal pouches (resealable) at G I Joes that when you fill them they absorb the liquid and then you toss them in the garbage. Would you get a ticket using something like this? Is it just the same as peeing in a jug?

I've seen a box of six for $10.00. If you are the average driver maybe this would be a choice for you.

 

Good LORD.....I see three problems with those.1st,$10 for six pee breaks is pretty high....2nd,looks like you have to have good aim or you would need the gel on your hands and last but certainly not least,with the shape of them I can see some of these malcontents on here abusing them for other purposes....sickosLOL

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one that this occurred to.....

 

LOL...sick minds think alike...HIGH FIVE ME BRUTHA!!!

 

That's the nice thing about being a trainee. I can always use the trainer's cup

 

I see you didn't mention throwing it out when you're done.....

 

Ya'll got carried away by the pics & forgot/didn't see I was asking a question.

BTW, they are resealable, so worth more than six pee breaks, as far as they say. I am not recommending them, just wondering if they would keep you out of trouble more or less.

Oh and Ken Worth, I read that you can actually dump them in the toilet. Imagine that! Right where they belong!

QUOTE - absorbs the liquid waste and turns it into an odorless, spill-proof gel bag that is non toxic and waste disposal safe

Any guy hard up enough to use one of these as a sex toy, GOOD LUCK! You might get something tighter in a Lot Lizard And that's about as loose as you can get!

Can we add audio to our posts? Cause right now I really want an "Ah Ha" kind of laugh added here.