Infuriate a Trucker in One Sentence

We have a load here, that's pretty important...

(BS. After it's roundly and declined with profanity by the entire congress in the drivers room...)

 

Our dispatchers do not make mistakes

 

I wish the government would mandate another 30 minute break on-top of the existing one.

 

From an employer "I know that's what we told you to do but that's not what we meant for you to do".

I quit, right on the spot.

 

I don't care that you ran out of hours while getting unloaded you can't park here.

 

You owe swift money, ha ha ha

 

Or vise versa

 

or you are stuck behind a farjing Prime truck for 300 miles because his wife will divorce him if he gets home before next April and there are only 7800 vehicles in the left lane

 

I thought "Hold My Beer" was the state motto of KY. Of course, it sounds fancy in latin.