It's a T-shirt I wear often...because most don't get sarcasm and I hope they can read.
Finally going to classes for the official CDL or A-CDL, the acronyms are as fun as military like PSYOPS to MISO (Hi! we have soup).
Had to chose a local 4 week course the GI bill would cover then doing a turn around in another state for more hands on mechanical, if it has parts then I want to know how it works so when it doesn't work I can either scream like a 6 year old on the playground or curse at with bloody knuckles because you can't reach it wearing gloves.
Lurked here and lots of other places online and from a distance, not willing to irk a driver by being stupid enough to stand in their way or buzz around like a horse fly in 100º summer heat. Good way to get slapped at instead of learning something...aside from learning how not to get slapped.
Been watching and driving all sorts of things with wheels all my life including quite a few that had more than 18 wheels but had to drop that when the DOT upped the ante. Guess they were broke and needed more money than the local idiot city drivers is all I can come up with on that yet oddly, those are still in abundance.
Head full of useless information, going off to lurk more and at times wait for my eyes to roll back so I can see the monitor.