Is Swift dead?

Somebody is plugging up a lot of turlets.
Every time I go into a truckstop one or two is choked up and out of order.
With their numbers.. odds are they're guilty of some of it.
Probably a lot of it.

Parking lot is full of em.

 

That's enough hardware to support three Army Corps in battle. Sheesh. JBH was 14000 tractors I believe when I was with them. Now it's like 13999.

If you want a image of a dead carrier, take a google into MS Carriers, primarily in the Shenandoah Valley. They kept taking on contracts they did not have the horses to back it up.

Now that should be a nice pun for the day.

 

I heard from a reliable source that a Swift driver got stuck under a low bridge, and he called the head of the US Marshall Service, (who's a dear friend from their time as Navy SEAL's) who came and ordered the townsfolk to jack up the bridge so Swift could pass through.

Then once my source returned to his terminal, ICE was there raiding the terminal, Nancy Pelosi was slobbering into a bullhorn, and executives from Knight were running out the back door with the checkbooks and cash.

Yep, that's what my source done did told me!

 

could be that Al Bundy was in the area.

 

Mom AND Chuck Norris.

 

I'm also taking the if you can't say something nice 5th.

 

do 2 5ths equal a 10th?

 

You heard about Reverand Ballsacki too?
I am shocked that was supposed to be a Diocese Secret.

 

Bawoosh

 

Wow what will the new company be called