Is that load worth going to prison?

Of course there is. I buy you one. You think you didn't really do anything to deserve it so you buy me one. I think you totally deserved the first one so I get the 3rd round. And before long, we've gotten each other totally hammered and are having one of those nights that end up with us waking up in a cell saying "Man, that was fun!! Now, where are my pants and what's with the mule hoofprints...?"