Just some of the stupid things I see

wouldn't that be 7 then?

You forgot the driver!

Or should I say the "operator" of that vehicle!

 

Otter, that would be the loose nut behind the wheel...the one that it's DB's job to tighten up.

 

There you go talkin bout me agin....I wasn't anywhere near DB's secret location!

Not today....delivered in Bay City...(Concord/Pittsburg) played on the 12, 4, 680, 580, and I-5 today! Took my fancy new (belly winged) trailer down to Tracy for Kellogg's to poke a hole in the side (again)!

 

I hope they issue DB WD-40 and an impact wrench, cause it'll take all that and more to tighten some these idiots up!

 

WD40 doesn't "tighten up."

Locktite RED. Now yer talkin'!

 

I'm thinking Locktite Silver...as in silver bracelets. They come in a set. One for each wrist.

 

That's bad mojo right there. I don't ever want to wear silver braclets again.

 

Ain't a thing wrong with silver bracelets, it's just a matter of who's putting 'em on and why!

 

When the wife and I first met she broke out a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and said "come on it will be fun" I gave in and she cuffed me to bed. Then turned the tv to QVC, took $50 out my wallet and went shopping with her friends. And I married her anyway. Who's the sick one?

 

I like your wife. I've never met her, but I like her!