Just trying to fit in

And so it starts……..
Well been nice knowing you.
The dark side has now put its hands on you, it’s just a matter of time.
They entice you with some simple things, easy drop and hook type loads.
Even some fast in and out live load/unload ones.
Then just when you think it is gravy, thats when the lumper load from hell gets you. Sure its just this one time…………….

 

That was the first thing I noticed also

 

I moved one once in our yard but that was enough.

 

I got one word for you...

TREASON!

You are hereby sentenced to be drawn and quartered by 4 bull haulers you heathen.

 

Did you measure that van ….. probably over 13’6” with a flatbed spec tractor.

 

Your towel is sagging. Get that dude perched up right on top. You also need a tablet on the windshield to play movies.

 

Thats ok tho as @D.Tibbitt and I run in the northwest and 14’ is max legal here.

 

Well, it seems the sirens song has pulled you in. They whisper sweet promises in your ear, tell you how good life could be, take you on a drive down easy street. They promise you simple drop and hook, then go. They scoff and laughed at the mention of delivery at a grocery warehouse, claiming you’ll never have a problem, in and out…..