Landstar So Far

Green dress in front ?

 

You oughta watch that one walk away. It's a sight to behold.

 

The cats were behaving badly last night.

The large tabby was bullying her brother.

Cat bullying effects us all.

Women and cats behaving badly shake me to my very foundation.

 

Is that why they call it a "cat fight"?

 

Oh they don't get into full fights. Full cat fights are vicious.

 

They sure are. I was thinking about the ladies. Especially in mud.

Now I should be ashamed.

 

Casper has been Landstar inspected / approved for another 120 days.

I said "What about the cats?"

Dude said we can do a Landstar inspection on the cats, but then you will have to keep having them inspected 3 times a year.

Well the large tabby isn't down with that.

 

Dude was also a Kitty Proctologist? The certification cross training nowadays is getting out of hand.

 

I can’t believe nobody solved my name the truckstop quiz

 

My oldest daughters cat always sets me up. He comes over rubbing me up and when I go to pet him he puts a couple of holes in me.