Laredo Pilot Exit 13

He's BACK!! Red team, GOGOGO!!!!

 

By,the way there is a Dennis inside that Pilot man,they have the very best burritos.

 

Ahhh, lovely religion. I had an imaginary friend once....when I was about 8.

 

A Senorita nurse? Chloroform? Laredo,TX.? Kewl. My new Winter home.

 

Write a song. You might give the J. Geils band's "hold the anchovies" a run for its money!

 

And if you want another weird conspiracy, check out how the flying j's shower-to-driver ratio is something like 25:1 or worse. Somehow they run out of showers, but they never run out of space to put the cash. And they know when you really, REALLY need a shower, because that's when you gotta wait.

 

Two things I got from this original post:

1. Either this guy is trying to have fun with everyone by posting as weird a story as he can think of....

or...


2. This guy has undiagnosed schizophrenia. A terribly sad disease marked by extreme paranoia and delusions. A truly terrible disease where reality become confused with fiction and the person ends up not even knowing who they are anymore.

Either way... Truly sad.

 

Well.....O.K.

I met a pretty Mexican nurse
While in Laredo
After one night she wanted
to come home with me
To Mankato (MN)
Things were fine for awhile
Nothing but fun.I thought the
good times would never be done.
Then she started using choroform
To knock me out,it was then of course
I started to doubt.
For what would you think in
The morning,when time to do
Your thing.....
Hoping you still have...
Your ding-a-ling-a ling...

 

wendy's is right there don't eat or drink nothing you know that as a driver i cook my own food in the truck.

 

ya'll is funny...lol i should have found this longtime ago...lol