Level 1 Inspection Today

Ooo! That I never thought of...lol

 

Ever been to a Chinese restaurant that's been open for 20 years with the same people running it? After 20 years they still pretend they can't speak English because they don't want to talk to you in reality, the mainland chinese hate us. On the other side of the coin I've had people from Japan go out of their way to try to talk to you in broken English.

 

Well yes, when you lie to someone every day, they believe it. This is, CNN.

 

In the case of a truck driver, 93% chance he isn't pretending.

 

I have few good looking candidates for VP knocking doors all night. Wash and dentist job required.

 

It wasn't CNN who said Obama was born in Kenya and there were no Russians in Trump Tower and Ted Cruz's dad shot JFK and thousands of Americans were shown on TV cheering 9/11 and the noise from windmills causes cancer and the virus will disappear like magic in the spring and China stole the election and the California wildfires were started by a giant space laser and the Texas natural gas lines froze because of windmills and the Maricopa County election database has been deleted.

 

Here we go...

 

Kinda sucks when every decent thread gets locked or moved anymore.

 

It works!

When I was in Japan I got pulled over once for blazing a stop sign or a light and before the cop came charging up to my door I looked over at my wife and told her not to say anything at all, no matter what.

The cop came over, I rolled down the window, he rambled off some stuff that I couldn't possibly understand, I then looked at him like Jose the Mexican does to us in the US, he tried again, then he tried it on my wife, she looked at him with her best no comprende face like she had no idea what he was trying to tell us, after about a minute of this he finally just walked back to his car and drove away. My wife at the time was Japanese but apparently played it off pretty well, maybe he thought she was Korean.

 

Calling BS on this one because I have chinese family and friends. And spent several weeks of vacation in the middle of nowhere mainland China a couple of years ago. We were treated like celebrities the whole time we were there, it was a little off putting, but they're very generous and friendly people who love Americans.