Broker: "the delivery is at the corner of Wilson and Highway 20!"
Driver: "there's nothing here! I've looked."
Broker: "well it's there, you've just gotta look. (Stupid trucker.)"
Driver: "FINE! (Stupid broker.)"
Later:
*ring ring*
Driver: "yeah I delivered it right where you told me to. I'll need to expedite payment on this load though."
It just keeps going!
EDIT:
Okay, one more joke:
The lumper I said still in the back nappi,,, er, I mean counting. Yes, he's in there COUNTING the load!