Lubing up your Airlines....

No.
No.
No.
Millions of Americans are dropping dead everywhere as we speak.

 

This thread is hilarious to read.

I used to spit when needed. But these days I will keep my spit to myself. I won’t dirty the glad hands for someone else.

 

So you’re a swallower, you just might make someone happy some day.

 

My accountant just told me he and his family all had the virus ( all tested positive ). He's in the high risk group, cause he has a stent in one of his coronary arteries.

He said it was nothing more than a cold.

I just pray all of you are wearing masks while reading this.

 

I’ve never lubed my glad hand seals and I often unhook 2-3 times a day. I thought they were almost indestructible. They almost never wear out. Guess I’ve just got lucky.

 

I read we should all be double masking and wearing one of those face shields. I suppose that way if corona doesn’t get us suffocation would.

 

I'm going to refrain from this one....or not..

I fore see many lines, and me crossing them very easily.

I might not be able to control myself, and let one slip. While your waiting for better replies, I suggest you read a book, I hear ones from the non-friction section are great.

A guy got arrested today, apparently you aren't allowed to do doughnuts within 200ft of a school zone... the frosting worked as great lubricant though...

One thing that grinds my gears is a lack of lubrication.



Remember...bacon makes everything better..


Sirscrapntruckalot - Slide, slide..slippilty slide...- Coolio "fantastic Voyage" or a lube ad, whichever.

 

Silicone spray.

 

My brother in law did 53 days in the hospital. Tell him it’s not serious.