Lying about DUI's to potential employer

If You lie it'll probable catch up with You.

 

Right?
Listen...remind me to tell ya my story of the Canadians catching this 'bad ### American', at the airport in Vancouver....full SWAT Team and Customs Agents with guns drawn..... (I kid you not) physically marched me into a back room for interrogation and then, transferred officially to Immigration, and then? I was offered the opportunity to "overcome my inability to legally enter the country" for...250.00.... Payable right then...
The thing they were bent outta shape about?
A DUI that was 7 years past...
BUT!
They were certainly willing to allow me entry, for a price...
I used to like our northern brothers, but have figured out they are worse than Atlanta meth-dealers with their crooked scams.

Oh...and yes... I leaned into the Immigration Officers 'personal space' and told him: "I am not going to be extorted today..." And All 15 or so of us.... Guns and all...escorted me back to the next plane headed to Seattle. The one I came in on....

#### them...