Maverick Driver general bs thread

You should've seen her going thru the war zone in Columbus at rush hour LMAO!!! It was hysterical watching her reactions to what was going on around us. She couldn't believe what these 4 wheelers were doing.

 

No way in the world I take my wife, (Sweet Cheeks) with me unless she’s heavily sedated, blind folded & in a straight jacket!

 

Well I guess if she's into that kind of stuff you'll be ok until you get a full DOT inspection, they may have a few extra questions for ya. But hey what ever floats your boat dude.

 

Maybe the fact that I'm a "Loon" will help keep me off a jury today!

 

Here's a pledge I would like all truckers to take:

I (state your name) promise to never relieve myself in a truck stop parking lot or any public parking area. This includes dumping piss bottles out under the trailer or leaving "trucker bombs" anywhere other than a dumpster.

I just hate getting out of the truck in summer and all you smell is piss. Gee, why do you think truckers have such a poor reputation? Because they deserve it, that's why! Pick up your game you filthy, disgusting BOS drivers.

 

####, you beat me... I had a really good joke along those lines lol.

 

If you load on a Friday and it delivers on Saturday, then you sit empty till Monday....away from home...is there any weekend pay involved? Load was scheduled to deliver on Saturday. Just wondering....

 

Exactly why I refer to the Pilot as the "Pee-Lot"

 

Evil_E, I have pried "weekend pay" out of 'em one time. But it was cuz I got hung out in Pittsburgh, and we are guaranteed home on weekends. Give it a shot.

 

Id ask payroll and your fm both.