Microwave Harassment Onboard

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  1. nikmirbre

    nikmirbre Road Train Member

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    What the heck did I just read..... twice!!!

    I’m still waiting for the punch line.
     
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    We need some good comedy in the news, go to the nearest fox news station and do that rant in front of them.
     
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    Sounds like someone kicked it to 2-3 for the Real Deal in West Memphis.
     
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    So, any mods check to see if cats made a new account....
     
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    This happened to a woman that worked with us , it turned out to be carbon monoxide poisoning , her hair started falling out and she complained about being sick to her stomach alot
    ....i don't know if she sued them but i do know they got real friendly with her after that
     
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    Micowave Schmicrowave;
    All the symptoms that the OP describes here are simply just the result of being a typical OTR driver.
    The cure?
    Give in, sign that lease. Then, run that truck with a full load right off a cliff (preferably, with you not in it).
    Then, immediately dissapear for awhile down in rural Mexico.
    The ensuing legal ramifications will be hilarious and great entertainment.
    If everybody did this then we might even acheive world peace.
     
  8. TB John

    TB John Company Shill of BYOB & CBD

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    Yes, this was something I was discussing the other day with Kevin (Knight) over ####tails. It seems this is an unfortunate leftover from the previous administration . Jerry (Moyes) had several diabolical plots to get folks to lease trucks trucks at Swift. This was just one of them. Until all the microwave devices can be removed, he (Kevin) suggested wrapping your head and testicles in a double layer of tinfoil and placing several bags of microwaveable popcorn randomly around the cab to act as an early warning system. He suggested Orville Redenbacker extra buttery, but I'm sure any decent brand would work.
     
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    I will say and this is no joke, there are drivers out there at any given time that might be standing right next to you at the fuel isle or elsewhere else who are not mentally stable and could snap at any time.
    Drivers please be aware when your at a truck stop,shipper, or receiver etc. there maybe some individual there on the verge off total insanity and some simple act that you do every day could be the catalyst to push him over the edge causing you bodily harm or worse.
    Believe me I have witnessed such acts

    On a side note the op may just be your everyday run of the mill troll.
     
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    I am Quite Sure I am Borderline Not RIGHT.

    But after reading this I am pretty sure I have a ways to Go off the Deep End yet

    Thanks
     
  11. nikmirbre

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    Cats is gone.... again?