Moron Stories

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  1. Mudguppy

    Mudguppy Degenerate Immoralist

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    Meh. My story would've ended right after the bold part. Right after I opened the door, knocked his arse onto the pavement, then slowly drawled "Oh! Were you climbing there?" :biggrin_25523::biggrin_2559:
     
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  3. Shaggy

    Shaggy Road Train Member

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    In the real world, Not everyone can hear over the motors and reads retardo sign language. Knocked on his butt, Highly doubt that.

    Local world doesn't work like that. Keep your guard no doubt, but knocking another driver off your truck... Glad i'm not in your AO.
     
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  4. albert l

    albert l Road Train Member

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    Family relation to the guy who took out the house in P.A and kept driving ?
     
  5. Mudguppy

    Mudguppy Degenerate Immoralist

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    What driver? Sarcasm meter broken?

    Maybe not knocked on his kiester right off, but have firmly explained many a time how stepping on another driver's running boards uninvited IS very bad form.....
     
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  6. Pedigreed Bulldog

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    After trying unsuccessfully to get a response from a truck heading the other way for several miles, one often wonders if the radio is getting out or if everybody going the other way just has their radio off...thus the radio check.
     
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  7. Shaggy

    Shaggy Road Train Member

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    Stepped on many running boards and hands off the mirror apparatus. Bad form, So be it. Family receives a healthy chuck of loot life insurance, No loss to me, I can't hear or see japanese sign language. so be my demise.:biggrin_2559:
     
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  8. PChase

    PChase Road Train Member

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    Not me... If I see a guy leave his spot it's fair game. Who really pulls completely out of a spot and expects it to stay "open" for them until they officially leave the truckstop.
     
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  9. PChase

    PChase Road Train Member

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    I should have opened the door to shove him off the side of my truck.
     
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  10. db2681

    db2681 Heavy Load Member

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    Seen that at Little America in Wyoming, 3 times and all 3 times its been CR England drivers doing it. They have a big front loader they roll out to get the trailer off the rock, so the drivers never have to report it I guess. The rocks keep getting bigger each time I go there and people keep getting stuck.
     
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  11. Vilhiem

    Vilhiem Road Train Member

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    If I had to keep doing that, I'd rent a drill and throw some rebar into the ground... Folks would learn to be careful real #### quick then.
     
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